Mr. Hankey

A talking piece of poo that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to children that eat plenty of fiber. He will only appear to the people that believe in him.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!

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Mr. Blurrycam

Derisive term used to personify the type of camera that almost always seems to be responsible for the visual capture of early prototypes in the electronics industry. The images are usually low-resolution and out of focus, hence the name Blurrycam.

Commonly used on tech blogs like Engadget and Gizmodo.

Cool, another new technology revealed in stunning VGA quality by Mr. Blurrycam!

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Mr Murphy

Hes a God

mr murphy is such a god because he ate alot of bagels

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Mr Coke

Do you have those to sell?? You know like the drink...

Ill have two hot haim sandwiches and a Mr coke.

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Mrs Blackhall

What a guy! One thicc manbearpig with a rotten heart. Eats kids in her spare time. Often on her period. A bipolar bitch who is the bringer of death. Most likely to be found under desk with a voodoo doll of big bad johnson threatening to stab it if she is fired.

Mums your dad, dads your mum mrs blackhall is your strap on you left at home.

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Mr. Rowan

A highly advanced cybernetic android sent from the future with one goal; to educate the masses with really nice hair.

Mr. Rowan is a knight of malta, a hardcore book reader, and will engage u in any argument, regardless of topic, and win. He can run the speed of sound and if wasnt chained to the earth would leap from building to buidling slaughtering the innocent.

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Mr. Hitachi

Nickname used in polite conversation for the Hitachi Magic Wand, the world's most popular vibrator and a girl's best friend.

After watching Johnny Depp in The Tourist, I am in serious need of a visit with Mr. Hitachi!

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