Mucking Fords Wuddled

Getting tongue-tied, getting your words mixed up, instead of getting your fucking words muddled

Whenever I’m trying to talk to a pretty girl, I always get my mucking fords wuddled

muck up day

muck up day is usually when year 12s do a prank similar to senior pranks. mostly used and done in australian public schools

P1 : What are you doing for muck up day?
P2 : tying a year 7 to a pole.

Mucking/mucker

a combination of "Mother" and the ""F" word....

That Mucker was hard!!

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mucked up cunt

when a woman's vagina and rectum fuse,then ulcerate, causing feces to come out of the vagina.

i would not want to be a mucked up cunt, or go down on one either.

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Muck His Binz

To eat someones ass as a form of revenge

"damn that guy Wyatt stole $50 for me, how should I get him back?"

"Muck His Binz!"

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Mucking Out The Stables

Anal sex

Mucking out the stables is a term in the UK relating to how stable boys remove horseshit from the horses living quarters. I think you get the picture? "I'd like to muck out his/her stables"

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Muck Your Barn

Something a creepy ass motherfucker says to a much younger woman. Generally referring to something he will do with his tounge and middle finger, a sasuage or hotdog, a bottle of chipotle aiole and her vagina. There has to be at least a 40 year age difference and the gentleman is generally from the south and would be considered a redneck

Come here pretty thing let me muck your barn.

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