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a person that likes to give oral sex to females.
'look at that muff muncher!!!'
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A snatch with cinnamon colored pubes. Not to be confused with a firecrotch.
My roommate Alyssa has a cinnamon muff, much cuter than a firecrotch.
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A small, neatly trimmed patch of female pubic hair on an otherwise cleanly shaved pubic region, located one to two inches above the clitoral hood, and being no more than one inch in width and one and one-half inches in length.
"Dude, you should munch on Donna's vage some time! She has a righteous muff tuft! Its ubersexy!"
"He better plan of going down on me tonight!! I spent 45 minutes this morning on my muff tuft."
"Oh, girl! I am sure its lovely!"
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When your going down on a girl and you find out she hasnt shaved her pussy in years.
Guy 1: Yo did you get with that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm still trying to get hair out of my mouth.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: She had one hairy muff.
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Keeping muffs in check on a day to day basis.
Cow is the best at Muff Tanking Mikosuke.
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When a female partner who started shaving at the start of the relationship no longer keeps her lady garden maintained.
When I first got with Ella she was smooth as anything now she doesn't bother. I am muff trapped.
Male Muff is the cup Male ballerinas & figure skaters wear when performing.
A.K.A. the equivalent of the female Camel toe
Example: Lary Blackmon from Cameo
Someone: That ballerina has a huge Male-Muff, its so unnatural!