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When a woman sits on a man's face-- vag to nose, ass to mouth-- and accidentally sharts.
Josh loves when Randi gives him the Smuggler's Muffin.
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An insult used by the Youtuber Badboyhalo to express annoyance or frustration towards anyone making idiotic choices or actions.
"TOMMY YOU MUFFIN HEAD!" - Badboyhalo
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A toilet muffin occurs when the toilet users ass exceeds twice the diameter of the toilet seat and the ass cheeks hang over the side like a muffin.
Bob: Cathy, how can you tell where your pee is going?
Cathy: I just center my toilet muffin over the seat and hope the cheeks don't hit the floor.
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A decent, non-vulgar way of referring to female lower goods;pussy, vag, muffin.
"No more muffins for you! The muffin shop is closed" (smacking her legs closed)-Cassandra (Eva Amurri) from Saved!
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The point you reach when you are so tired that everything is funny. Being drunk on lack of sleep.
I broke into a hysterical fit of laughter after hearing the word 'alliteration', because I was at muffin point.
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A girl who wants all orifices filled...at once.
Stay away from that muffin pan, she's nasty.
A ethnically diverse group of nerds that take muffins and fill them with benzoylmethylecgonine, and redistribute them to the poor and homeless.
The muffin cartel satisfies my benzoylmethylecgonine rush for free.