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When a woman sits on a man's face-- vag to nose, ass to mouth-- and accidentally sharts.
Josh loves when Randi gives him the Smuggler's Muffin.
An insult used by the Youtuber Badboyhalo to express annoyance or frustration towards anyone making idiotic choices or actions.
"TOMMY YOU MUFFIN HEAD!" - Badboyhalo
A toilet muffin occurs when the toilet users ass exceeds twice the diameter of the toilet seat and the ass cheeks hang over the side like a muffin.
Bob: Cathy, how can you tell where your pee is going?
Cathy: I just center my toilet muffin over the seat and hope the cheeks don't hit the floor.
A decent, non-vulgar way of referring to female lower goods;pussy, vag, muffin.
"No more muffins for you! The muffin shop is closed" (smacking her legs closed)-Cassandra (Eva Amurri) from Saved!
The point you reach when you are so tired that everything is funny. Being drunk on lack of sleep.
I broke into a hysterical fit of laughter after hearing the word 'alliteration', because I was at muffin point.
A girl who wants all orifices filled...at once.
Stay away from that muffin pan, she's nasty.
A ethnically diverse group of nerds that take muffins and fill them with benzoylmethylecgonine, and redistribute them to the poor and homeless.
The muffin cartel satisfies my benzoylmethylecgonine rush for free.