September 12th, National munt.
Isaiah: Hey it’s September 12th National Munt Day
Keaton: Thank god they just buried my grandma
Similar to regular Munting, replace dead body with a dead monkey, preferably bloated
"Bro do you want to go do some Malaysian Monkey Munting later?"
When ones moot is so munted that it is unattractive to the opposite species. The munt moot usually looks quite flappy and very much loose.
"Jenny told me that you have a munt moot!"
Storing the munt excrement into condoms and freezing them thus creating dildos out of decomposed corpse entrails
Beth: Hey, you want to go Munt iglooing?
Renee: Ahh yay! I've been hungry AND need some pleasure!
Beth: Two birds with one stone!
Regular Munting, but instead of having only one person on the body, at least 4 zimbabweans must join in. If done correctly it should summon the god Mwari, and he should begin jumping too. The fabric of reality should start to flicker.
Should only be done if you are a high level gooner and have at least North Korean Flicker Gooned 100 times.
Greg: Bro lets go zimbabwean Flicker munting!
John: Bro last time I almost died!
Find and dig up a semi-decomposed white female, while one black male insert their penises in the vagina and another inserts his into the anus
Josh told me you Oreo Munt? You sick fuck!