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Baby Muppet Faced

Is a person that resembles a Baby muppet character

Did you see that Baby Muppet Faced female ? That's gonzo when he was in diapers ,that's what Lil K-Tone said !!! !!!! !!!

by Da S.I.C Mista December 25, 2018


Muppets Take Manhattan

When a failing California based company, hires as a last ditch effort, a group of New York power brokers to try and save their ill conceived, hubris plagued, doomed enterprise.

CEO : God damn it Q4 is coming in even worse than Q3!!!

CFO : The investors are going to pull the plug!!

CEO : There's only one thing we can do!

CFO : You're not thinking what I think you are, are you ?

CEO : I am (hits intercom to secretary) "Get me on the next plane to NY, this LA/SF muppet is taking Manhattan"

CFO (rises to feet) : Muppets Take Manhattan !!

by Love Chef April 27, 2010


muppet diver

a lesbian who "goes down" her sex partner, and licks the clitoris

MawMaw's definition of a muff diver

That muppet diver munches that raunchy love rug all through the night.

by jared jones November 2, 2007

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muppet news flash

a piece of news which is wholly unnecessary and redundant, yet manages to insult your common sense and logic.

Hey Kevin, muppet news flash - the boss is a prick.

by scissorhands June 15, 2008

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psychotic muppet pussy

a cooch which is straight haired yet curled with exotic colors and likes to play the drums

I was dating a Yugoslavian Asian and she had a hoohaa that looked like a psychotic muppet pussy.

Noyb tried to take a girl home one night and when he went to find that magic treasure he came upon a psychotic muppet pussy and ran like hell!

Bob tried as hard as he could not to laugh at the photos he found online of the psychotic muppet pussy, but to no avail!

Penelope was accustomed to dawning her bush like the psychotic muppet pussy she saw on pbs.

by Penelope Storm July 3, 2012

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Bunch of fucking muppets

A bunch of fucking muppets is simular to a fucking muppet but on a larger scale. Normally where you find 1 fucking muppet you find more.
Fucking muppets tend to group together at the same place and do stupid things together.

Look at that bunch of fucking muppets with Luke, they all fuck everything up.
It's hard to fly like an eagle when you're surrounded by a bunch of fucking muppets.

by Dino80 October 24, 2019


Muppet Friendly Society

The muppet friendly society is something that developed during the late 1990's and early 2000's, whereby everything is explained in a play school like fashion, everything in such a society is safe and designed for low intelligence people so that even they cannot get it wrong or will not make them feel thick, even things that are obvious and self explanatory require detailed instructions with words AND pictures. Some people may know all of this as 'dumbing down' but I think that this term is more appropriate.

Britain, The muppet friendly society, where even bus stations have to have notices warning about moving vehicles.

by The Scottish Contingent March 17, 2011