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modest yet fashionable Lipstick Muslim is the way to go
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A feminine, diva, fashionable muslim hijabi. The term is coined by two Lipstick Muslim sisters who are the definition of fashionistas.
If you would like to take on the task of being a Lipstick Muslim, visit lipstickmuslims.com
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1. A Muslim Sect.
2.A way of saying "Shit" while offending muslim people, but not really swearing.
"The Muslim Shites are cool"
"Oh Muslim Shites I didn't do my homework"
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Muslims who make there pre teen daughters wear the hijab.
My polygamist neibhors make all of their kids wear that cover up, I think they are Hasidic Muslims.
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The phenomenon where a muslim will say "Bismillah" before eating and then a few seconds later will forget they even said it and question themselves if they saif "Bismillah". The muslim will then say "Bismillah Fi Awwalihi Wa Akhirih". Then the process will repeat until they are sure they said "Bismillah" in some form.
-Bismillah
-Bismillah
-Wait, did i say Bismillah before eating?
-Yes, you did.
-Ok, thanks. I got a real problem with muslim amnesia.
Muslims who learn Islam from quotes on Instagram and argue with people over something they shouldn't argue about.
She's an Insta Muslim, don't reply to her.
A “Muslim Beak” is a guy who drinks smokes and party’s. but he also goes to the mosque and doesn’t eat pork.
Person:so let me get this straight you drink you smoke and party
Muslim beak:yep
Person:but you don’t eat pork?
Muslim beak:astafforallah!