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An elite group of people who wear mustaches of all sorts. There is very little information regarding the mustache mafia or mustafia. Leading conspiracy theorists say many law enforcement personnel, baseball players, porn starts, and ballers of all sorts are members era. Theory has it Rollie fingers, Charlie Chaplin, or Freddie Mercury started the club under the pretense of teaching others how to give proper mustache rides.
Wow that was a great mustache ride!
I got some pointers from the mustache mafia.
What you get when you eat out a stripper. Or when a stripper sits on your face.
I woke up with a glitter mustache after a night at the strip club.
An offensive word used against people with mustaches, used especially as an expression of anger
Come here you little mustache cunt
While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.
Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.
Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.
Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?
Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!
Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!
After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.
I'm gonna give that bitch a milk mustache tonight!
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When you cum a mouth and leave pubic hair all over the cum dumpster's upper lip, somewhat resembeling a peachfuzz mustache.
I gave her a weasel mustache, so hell no I didn't kiss her afterwards.
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