Conversation about mustaches between two men, who either currently wear, or recently wore mustaches.
"Sorry it took me so long at the store, the cashier and I got to talkin' mustache and I lost track of time."
When a hot MILF gives you head and you blow your load on her upper lip.
She got me there and at the last second pulled off.... total MILF mustache!
The act of growing a creeper-stache in order to scare children around Christmas time. (also works to frighten in-laws).
"Mommy Mommy...thats not Santa! He's SCARY!"
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."
When you blast a girl's face and leave a fat streak of jizz over her top lip.
ME: Damn bro, I'd definitely spackle Clara's face. MY BRO: Yeah, I'd hook her up with a silk mustache for sure.
Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.
Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?
Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!
Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!
After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.
I'm gonna give that bitch a milk mustache tonight!
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A gay sex act in which one guy is giving another a blow job. The man receiving the blow job cums in the other's mouth and tells the guy giving the blow job something funny so that cum exits out his nose, similar to when someone is drinking milk and laughs.
When Chris was giving William a blow job, William told an extremely funny joke so that Chris got a milky mustache.
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