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NASCARing

The action of quickly repairing or mending a broken object to working (or better) condition like a racing pit-crew.

Person 1:"Dude, I cracked my phone screen now it won't turn on!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I'm so good at NASCARing things back together I should be done in like 30 seconds!"

by KnightDaylight May 24, 2021


NASCAR shirt

A shirt that’s supposed to be worn by true nascar fans but gen z have ruined it using it as a poser shirt like bass pro shops hats, band shirts, etc

Me: nice nascar shirt. Other person: thanks Me: how many wins does dale jr have? Other person: who is this dale jr person you’re talking about my name is lil Budweiser and I have a album called gass pro shops with a hit single called John Morris

by Nascarfan2007 September 18, 2022


nascar smother

When your girl sits on your face, smothering you, reaching back with one hand and jerks your dong like a stick shift in a nascar.

My girl was so horny last night, she jumped on my face and gave me the NASCAR Smother

by ShaneMaverick January 17, 2024


NASCAR Twitter

A place with pedophiles, racists, and trolls. Also a place where you can't have an opinion, and people starting drama.

I just got ratio'd for my opinion. Not surprised, considering this is NASCAR Twitter.

by colecusterfan41 May 12, 2022


Nascar

A sport where people turn left in circles

Person 1: "Did you see the Nascar race yesterday?"

Person 2: "Yeah Bro! They are so skilled when it comes to turning left!"

by F1 Lover 07 July 27, 2023


nascar

turning left in a chevrolet for 5 hours

nascar is boring my dood

by surrealix September 9, 2019


Nascar

It ended with the last boggity from the great D.W

Boggity boggity boggity let's go racing boys

Nascar

by TheGoldenL24 June 28, 2019