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An epic nap is any nap which begins as an intended 15-minute to one-hour venture and ends as a 5- to 8-hour excursion through the valleys and mountains of the realm of sleep.
Additionally, if you have two major events scheduled in a day, and you take a nap between the two, causing you to miss the second of said events, this nap may qualify as an epic nap.
Finally, if you make plans with friends, but decide to take a nap before you go out, and then end up sleeping for an eight- or nine-hour period during which none of your friends can reach you and may begin to presume you dead, this may also qualify as an epic nap.
"Man, I was so tired after my final. I went home to take a nap, right? Fell asleep at 1, meant to wake up at 2, but ended up sleeping until 9! Epic nap."
"Man, I was so tired after my first final. I went to the library to get a nap before my second one, but I ended up sleeping through it! A custodian woke me up when they were closing the building. Epic nap."
"Nikki said she was going to go to the movies with us, but none of us could reach her. We started to worry that she might be dead or something, but it turned out she was just taking an epic nap."
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after coming home from having a shitty day and all you feel is angry, the best course of action being of course, to angry nap. You just need to kind of start things over; an angry nap is the solution.
"yeah, i had such a shitty day yesterday, I just decided to take an angry nap when I got home."
"oh, did you wake up feeling better?"
"yeah, definitely"
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We're Chillin' in Creaol
Dj Suicide: ``Where are all my people at? Sak pasé?''
The Crowd: ``Nap boule''
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When you drink coffee or caffeinated soda, then take a nap, and when you wake up in 30 mins or an hour, the caffeine is just starting to work, so you're very awake.
Ah shit, I'm totally wiped out. I stayed up until 6am at that party.
Dude, here's some coffee. Take a caffeine nap.
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The most obvious of all naps. When you come home from work, take a phat 4-D bong hit, and conk-out somewhere comfy.
Dude, what day is it? I just got up from my weed nap.
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A nap taking place at a field of work where one "hides" from the work environment in usually a small and cramped but funny place for a good amount of time.
The Romanian has been behind the TVs for an hour now and customers need help. He must be taking a man nap!
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Masturbation without proper clean-up afterward. A Gentleman's Nap is when a man masturbates, cums, then uses the underwear he is wearing to soak up the mess left on his stomach before falling asleep.
When one is too tired to get up and find a tissue after whacking off.
Kim: "Why are your boxers so crusty?"
Josh: "I took a gentleman's nap"
Kim: Gross!
David was so tired after his long day at work that he immediately went home and took a gentleman's nap.
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