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An English teacher that you just hate. The Mrs Nelson's of the world are usually old and have that amazing ability to give you a death stare that makes you want to go crawl underneath your desk and wait for the next nuclear bomb. They are sometimes but not always lesbian though they do show lesbian traits. If you know a Mrs Nelson I am sorry I really am.
Friend 1: Omg that person is giving me a death stare i think i might just go die now
Friend 2: she must be a Mrs Nelson
Friend 1: Agreed
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An ugly version of the definiton of man whore.
He would do anything with a pussy that walks by.
Also can be used to mean ass hole, dick head, or any other insulting term.
oh my god, is jack really acting like a nelson? get rid of him!
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is a unconfident person who is really shy and awkward he is tall and is bad with girls.
adam nelson is bad with girls because hes and unconfident person.
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reverse father nelson, done towards the front instead of back.
Carlos was so mad that he looked Danny in the face and gave him a willy nelson
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A weird goose, usually found in Arabia who eats anas hairs.
Usually extremely obese.
Man that Candace Nelson is blocking my view, i got better luck standing behind a truck.
A fart jar
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When a man ejaculates onto a piece of bread, covers another piece of bread in honey, combines the two and eats it.
Dude, I dare you to eat my Sour-Nelson.
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Back round info:Deffinatley not one of the smartest "things" to walk the earth but sure as hell the biggest lyer! He needs a punch in the face to straighten his dumb ass out.
1.Feel free to use this word as commonly and as randomly as you want.
for example if some one is bein an ass hole rather than to show off your colorful vocabulary in public, just call him/her/it a NELSON VELEZ!
Dude: hey man do you see that skugly stupid fuck walkin over there?
Man: ya dude*(Screaming to the skugly fuck)* YO YOU NELSON VELEZ PIECE OF SHIT KEEP WALKIN OVER THERE, THE SMELL OF YOU MAKES MY ASS HAIR SINGE OFF!
Dude: you tell him man, you tell him
**((zing))**
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