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man fruit

1. a term which designates the reproductive organs of a male.

2. Penis and / or Testicles / balls.

Randy: "Word brotha. What happened to Ted"
Paul: "Yo, yo! That cat put moves on Jen and she kicked him in the man fruit!"

by Nick Brackett September 13, 2008

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Fruits Basket

The story of 16 year old Tohru Honda who lives by herself in a tent after her grandfather has to remodel. She runs into the Sohma family and she learn that the family is cursed! The family turns into animals of the Chinese Zodiac when hugged by a member of the opposite sex! Very original story by Natsuki Takaya-sensei and beloved anime/manga. I highly recommend this to any anime/manga fan!

Example 1:
You're an apple!

You're a banana!

You're an orange!

Watermelon!

Peach!

Honda-san, you're the riceball.

I waited patiently for them to call "riceball"..

But I never thought things through enough to know..

That there's no way a riceball can be in a Fruits Basket.

Example 2: The snow always melts

Example 3: Kyo: DAMN RAT! ><;

by LittleOnigiriTohru January 2, 2005

238πŸ‘ 126πŸ‘Ž


fruit booter

A negative term used to insult a roller blader

Skater Kid: Man, that guy is such a fruit booter, skateboarding actualy takes SKILL!

by cooooooooooooooooooooooooollll November 24, 2006

276πŸ‘ 153πŸ‘Ž


Fruit Cake

Referring to someone acting unusual or weird. Also Fruit Tart... Usually said to friends acting different then what they normally would.

"What a Fruit Cake","Shut-Up you fruit cake"

by Nick Wagner February 5, 2008

112πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


evil fruits

1. Slang; denoting a condition whereby areas in the anal canal where the tissue, which contains numerous blood vessels, has become swollen. Other euphemisms used to describe such an ailment include; β€œAss Grapes”; β€œFarmers” (from β€œFarmer Giles” cockney rhyming slang) and β€œPiles”. The medical term for this condition is known as hemroids. The condition was once alluded to in a musical composition in 1963 by a singer known as Johnny Cash in a song named β€œRing Of Fire” (Copyright, Columbia Studios, Nashville); Excerpt: β€œβ€¦.and it burns, burns, burns,…” et al.

2. A group of individuals comprised mainly of insomniacs and those suffering from varying degrees of dementia, who delight in extended periods of time bathing in low intensity radiation, while rapidly twitching hands and eyes alike. This group has also been observed talking to thin air, cursing loudly and throwing inanimate objects around there immediate location. They are best left alone and should not be approached unless absolutely necessary.

"No no, I can't sit down Fred, Ive got some evil fruits and they are burning like crazy today"

by Evil-Fruits|Fr1D4Y August 21, 2006

16πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Fruit-Bowl

To tuck ones junk back between the legs then turn around and bend over. A variation on "mooning" and "Hanging Trout"

Johnny flashed us a Fruit-Bowl then pooped on a car.

by bullfaddle September 7, 2006

18πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


fruit naps

Verb: to take all the fruit from your kitchen and put it in/on your bed and nap with the fruit. Preferbly with a sibling.

Peter and Kerrin took fruit naps

by tara kun June 10, 2007

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž