A place where dingbats who is obsess with subases and revolutional ideas and spray everything in sight.
Crazy, Loco drug users Crystal meth Heads flopin round
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When a guy goes out shopping and buys a pink shirt in sydney AUS
U fag... ur now named mero nic
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a french person who,when reading from a french text book ,you cant determien there sex
they are a metro sexual
"yo chris,sup?"
naff mate.
aii,u know is pierre a boy or girl??
"dunno,proberly a metro-sexual!".
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The time that untill you can get a metro newspaper.
if you're late, you have to go soooooooooo fast to school, job or whatever in the morning
that means you don't have the time to get metro.. or you can't have.
cause earyl people took all of 'em.
like this situation.
(he woke up at 7:00)
he said "NOW IM IN METRO SAFE!!!"
(he woke up at 7:50)
"shit. i gotta shower and i have no time to breakfast omg"
of course no time to pick up a metro news..
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A tall Italian Male who buys dress clothes from Target for work but spends two hundred dollars on a pair of jeans to go out.
Dan Menghini is Metro Sexual
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A funeral escort company based in Florida, run by sex offender and multiple times felon Jeremy DeWitte. Metro State Services came into the light due to their blatant police impersonation. Each of the Metro State "officers" are equipped with police like vehicles and duty belts. Their owner Jeremy is known for notoriously blocking traffic and harassing locals of the Orlando area, despite having no authority to do so. Currently Jeremy is currently incarcerated due to a dating violence charge.
WERE WITH METRO STATE SERVICES WERE A STATE CERTIFIED AGENCY YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT REAL FAST FUCK BOI