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To create confusion by gaining tan lines similar to that of a badger
"golly gosh squire you're tanned as a badger!"
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The art of working up your resistance to the sun so as to avoid sunburn.
"looks like a didn't work the base tan long enough...i got burnt today"
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The Tanning Horse is a steamy, romantic, and often rough and dangerous act of sexual intercourse or intense dry (soon to be wet) humping, where the dude is laying down with his back facing the ground, and his elbows propping him up as if he were tanning. The lady is riding on top of him like she would if she was riding horseback, resembling a Tanning Horse. To spice things up a wee bit, the lady can sensually apply whipped cream to the dude's chest to resemble sunscreen, as she may lick it off his most-likely hairy chest. This sex position is similar to the cowgirl position.
Dude: "Ohhhh, YESSSSSS!"
Lady: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!"
*15 minutes later*
Dude: "Mmmm..... oh, yeah..... oh, ho HO!!!!"
Lady: *enjoyment fades*
Dude: "What's wrong?"
Lady: "I am tired of doing doggy style; can we try The Tanning Horse?"
Dude: "Hell, yeah, baby! Let me go get the whipped cream!"
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A heated bed you lie in for long time, to create a tan exactly similar to a real one. Although more dangerous, most people choose this route because it doesn't wipe off or make you look orange.
I had to lie in a tanning bed for 20 minutes.
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A golden brown woman oiled up and glistening like a caramel coated pecan atop a grandmother's homemade pie
I love my mexican girls pecan tan
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The sophisticated man's farmer's tan. Achieved by spending all summer playing tennis or golf at the country club while wearing a polo shirt as opposed to harvesting the grain in a cheap white T-shirt.
I wonder if this bronzing cream will get rid of my dreadful polo tan?
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Black and Tan is a drink made from a blend of pale ale, usually Bass Pale Ale, and a dark beer such as a stout or porter, most often Guinness. Sometimes a pale lager is used instead of ale; this is usually called a half and half. Contrary to popular belief, however, Black and Tan as a mixture of two beers is not a drink commonly consumed in Ireland. Indeed, the drink has image problems in parts of Ireland and elsewhere due to the association with the Royal Irish Constabulary Reserve Force which was sent into Ireland in the early 1920s and nicknamed the Black and Tans.
In the Republic of Ireland a Black and Tan is normally made from a half pint of Smithwick's topped off with Guinness. This version is also sometimes referred to as a "Blacksmith" or a "Light and Bitter". During the summer months stout drinkers may order a black and tan due to its lighter texture. Likewise ale drinkers may order a Smithwick's with a Guinness head. This is an ordinary pint of Smithwick's with the last inch or so topped off with Guinness.
Example (A Great Irish Song): I was born on a Dublin street where the Royal drums did beat,
And the loving English feet walked all over us;
And every single night, when me father'd come home tight,
He'd invite the neighbours outside with this chorus:
Chorus:
Oh, come out you Black and Tans;
Come out and fight me like a man;
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders;
Tell her how the I.R.A. made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes in Killeshandra.
Come, tell us how you slew
Them ol' Arabs two by two;
Like the Zulus, they had spears and bows and arrows;
How you bravely faced each one,
With your sixteen pounder gun,
And you frightened them poor natives to their marrow.
Chorus
Come, let us hear you tell
How you slandered great Parnell,
When you thought him well and truly persecuted,
Where are the sneers and jeers
That you bravely let us hear,
When our heroes of sixteen were executed.
Chorus
The day is coming fast
And the time is here at last,
When each shoneen will be cast aside before us;
And, if there be a need,
Sure my kids will sing "Godspeed!",
With a bar or two of Stephen Behan's chorus.
Chorus
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