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Remove a ghetto, preferably by running the Richard C. Lee memorial highway through it.
I de-ghettoized that neighborhood with federal funds... Anyone want some spare blacks and Italians?
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A VERY rare last name dating back from before the 1600s. Originated it eastern Netherlands during the rise of the De Iongh Dynasty. The Surname, De Iongh, is a direct branch from the royal descendants of King Hendrick Carel De Iongh of the 1400s.
The name is rarely seen nowadays but when it is, we can safely assume that the royal blood is present amongst them.
De Iongh is a strong Last Name and whoever possesses it will live a full life without worry or anxiety due to the wealth and fortune De Ionghs are destined.
They are popular and loved by all of their peers. Opposite genders file in line in attempts to grasp a De Iongh for themselves but De Ionghs choose their partners wisely with both looks and overall genuine personality in mind. Also sought by all sexes due to their outstanding ability to sexually please.
One must not seek a De Iongh. A De Iongh must seek you.
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Obama: Where is De Iongh?
???:Sir, you must address him by his full name...
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Charlotte: WHOA.... Who is that? He's perfect!!!
Everyone Else: That's a De Iongh...
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Teacher: Jacob, have your seen your friend Peter De Iongh?
Jacob: No, but I'm sure if The King needs us, he'll find us.
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Melissa: Christine, what are you doing for Spring Break?
Christine: Not sure but De Ionghs are coming in from Europe and I'd like a piece of them.
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The capital of Iowa also with the state's largest municipal population of roughly 500,000.
The city is intersected by I-80 and I-35 resulting in a steady population growth.
Major insurance capital of the world second only to Hartford , CT.
Forbes Magazine ranked Des Moines 4th in Best Place for Business in 2007.
Plays large roll in the Presidential Nomination with the first Caucus and a somewhat kick start to the election process in America.
Des Moines host 5 semi-pro sports teams: Iowa Cubs (AAA Baseball) Iowa Stars (AHL) Iowa Energy (NBA Development League) Des Moines Menace (PDL Soccer) Iowa Barnstormers (Arena Football).
Also home to the Iowa State Fair, the United States largest fair= Beer, Babes, Rides, Animals, Rednecks
City Break Down
Des Moines City Center:
Businesses, with a sudden revival in nightlife and upscale loft style living
East Side:
Lower class to government subsidized housing, many drug users and meth labs, "East Siders" tend to try to act tough, mostly because they didn't have parents to raise them correctly. Most tend to perform poorly in high school and end up not going to college where they cycle continues over again, drive up liquor stores are common as well as tobacco outlets
North Side:
Synonymous with the East side except their is a stronger population of African Americans
South Side:
Strong Italian population, some areas can be very nice, while some areas can be trailer parks Des Moines International Airport is located on the south side
West Side:
Suburban living, predominantly white, white collar workers, educated households, Nice area where you don't have to worry about getting beat up by losers who are jealous about your lifestyle
"Yo dude I don't wanna go into Des Moines, lets just stay in West Des Moines and Clive and party with all the hot bitches who don't have babies at the age of 18."
"Yeah dude I don't wanna go Des Moines either some East Sider will stab us"
"Dude wanna go to the Fair tonight?"
"Sure I heard it was East Sider Night, We can grab some beers and put on a nice Polo shirt and watch them all walk around shirtless with their wife beater shirts tucked into their belts Then think to ourselves how happy we are we grew up in West Des Moines"
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This is the time after you smoke a joint to enjoy your buzz before you have to get up and perform some task, like, doing the dishes, taking out the garbage, taking a shower, just about anything but sit and enjoy the buzz.
Tom said "Suzy, it's time for the dog to go out." Suzy replied," I'll do it after I de-stone for awhile."
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person with extreme bad luck in colombia's slang
*how you doing Parcero ?
- very bad i'm pailas
* de malas man just cry it (hehehe)
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adj/. literal meaning 'of cock'; to be used in situations of frustration, annoyance, bordom, and angst. Also to describe a person that is strange or abnormal.
* In short Form for IM purposes may be used as 'D.P.'
That guy is totally de pinga.
That party last night was de pinga.
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On the North and East side of town you have gangsters, bums, homeless etc. it's just a straight out dangerous place to live. When your walking the streets of the North or East-side you get paranoid that someone might shoot you, or that there might be a bum asking for money. Meanwhile on the West-Side (not to be confused with West Des Moines)it has some of the richest white people of the city but also most of the black population reside here. On the South-Side you have mostly white rich people and the majority of the population is of Italian descent. You can easily find a pizza parlor around every corner.
Des Moines East Sider: Waddup I'm from the east-side.
Des Moines South Sider: Oh SH!@#$T! (Runs Away)
Des Moines North Sider: YO! YO! YO! I'm from the north-side.
Des Moines West Sider: (Screams and gets his hi-tech cell phone out and calls the police)
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