I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

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I Don't Know, Man, It's Just Like...I Don't Know, Ya Know?

The perfect thing to say when you haven't been listening to a conversation that you started. This works for an answer to virtually any question. Perfect for answering if you can't hear the speaker in a crowded, loud room.

Friend: "So how've you been lately? Any better?"
You: "WHAT?"
Friend: "I said, HOW'VE YOU BEEN?"
You: (panicking) "Oh, uh...I don't know, man, it's just like...I don't know, ya know?"
Friend: "Yeah, totally."

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I don't want to miss a thing

One of the sweetest love songs ever written. Almost everyone understands how it feels to "Stay awake just to hear their sigificant otherbreathing..."

Jamie-"What song did you dance to at your wedding?"
Roxanne- "I don't want to miss a thing"
Jamie- "aww how sweet!"

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Sorry, I don't speak taco.

A sentence used when someone is speaking to you in Spanish on Roblox and you don't understand what the fuck they are saying.

Jimmy: Hello
Linda: Sorry, I don't speak taco.

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I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!

Statement in response to being told that your work sucks, or you suck in general. Often said in defense of one's self when being accused of sucking by people of limited knowledge or bad information. Commonly stated in a rushed together pronunciation "idontsuckyousuck" for maximum impact, and to point out that the person doing the accusing actually sucks, not you.

- Hey, I couldn't help but noticing that you did a terrible job saving the day again, you sure do suck!

- I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!
or
- idontsuckyousuck!

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I don't know what to write

Well clearly that's false.

Write this when you have absolutely no idea what to write.

God I'm bored... Let's open google and search "I don't know what to write"

I don't know nan molla

If you would ask any ARMY on the earth "why you sad?" then they would probably (100%) say : "I don't know nan molla"

It's because of the song "Fake love" from BTS.
Check it out on youtube !! :)

LOVE YOU ARMY !

A: hey, why you sad?

Army: I don't know nan molla!