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Ben is A humorous person with lots of friends and a kind and caring personality while at the same time being crazy weird mysterious and secretive ( ;
Ben is eating rocks again
He's alright I guess. He often makes cringy puns and dad jokes, but can be funny at times.
Person 1: Who's that
Person 2: Ben
Person 1: oh ok
Both walk away with disinterest
a guy who is good at chess, is mostly nice and is very fun to talk to, he doesn’t like to facetime with the group
aliyah: omg casie bens playing me in chess
casie: he’s gonna win
aliyah: i know
a dog that says "yes" "no" "hohoho" or "aaugh" speeds mortal enemy
Speed: do u like minors
Ben: yeesss
Often credited for having a three letter name, and is seen as nothing more than a short name
*in school assembly*
Principal- I have got a certificate here for someone worth praising, Ben would you please come and receive this award for having a comfortably small name
*whole school claps*
One of the cutest boys on God’s great earth. Normally has brown or blonde hair with blue,brown, or green eyes. Very muscular and loves to boast. Normally is a nerd in a subject like History or science. Very athletic and loves sports that have to use your body a lot like football and wrestling. Girls fall for him a lot. Has a lot of secret admirers. Can be described as a Chad. The biggest reason why is because he is very good in bed. Oral sex, anal sex, you name it. Has a cock longer than the Great Wall of China and his dickslap can break the sound barrier. Though so many fall for him, he always finds that one special girl out of all of them. Don’t hesitate if he picks you. If you have found a Ben, and he is your bf, you can officially call yourself lucky.
Sarah: Ohhhhh who is that
Izzy: That’s Ben and his gf
Sarah: aw I wish he dumped that slut
Ben: hah dream on bitches