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The act of rubbing oneself on the side of a tub to get off, a form of masturbation
Person 1: dude what the hell is tub ledging?
Person 2: oh that's a way of jerking off. My friend Spencer does it all the time.
rubbing against the edge of a bathtub as a form of masturbation
Person 1: Dude, my friend Spencer told me he rubs himself on a tub to get off!
Person 2: I think that's called tub ledging
You sail on that plague tub and you’ll never come back alive.
You’ll never come back alive if you go on that plague tub!
A literal tub of ice, you dumb shit
Fuck off. You know how its used.... I fell into a tub of ice
Someone who is a bit on the chubby side but not obese.
dude look you can tell hes a chub tub by the fat belly
A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.
Common Tub Scale incidents
Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"
Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.
By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.
Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.
Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.