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I'm an EvOlUtIoNaRy BiOlOgIsT!
Hym "I donno my self-definition is pretty vague. But what makes you think you know myself better than I do? From where I sit, it's looking like I exist deeper in your psyche than you do in mine. What am I doing in there? Do you know what I'm doing in MINE? Fucking your daughter... Up against a hotel room wall... From the back... Wait, I don't know if she's tall enough for that... If not, there's a stepping stool.... Oh! Well shit! I guess I DO know what I'm doing in your head! Your daughter! I mean... NOW. Maybe I wasn't a second ago but I SURE AS HELL AM NOW AREN'T I!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
A phrase used to describe a very obvious thing about yourself to annoy people around you
Hey guys, this is definitely me when I’m sitting down on the couch.
That's all you need to be hated by people who visit this web site.
User: I have 50+ definitions!
Guest: Fucker, go out doors.
User: I have.
Guest: UR GAY
Guest2: OMG, u both used dis website, FUCKERS
User: So did you.
Guest2: SHIT!
User: Idiots
Guest: Nerd
Guest2: faggots
User2: Shit heads
Guest: FUK U ALL
User2: Lol.
User: Hello.
User2: Lol.
User: Die.
User2: lOl. Pancakes Pancakes Pancakes.
Guest3: i use linux
User2: FAGGOT; Pancakes
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Its something that likes to remind you that all the other definitions are shit and that this one is the best
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Its something that likes to remind you that all the other definitions are shit and that this one is the best
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When a n00b gets impatient and sends in the same definition multiple times. They think that it will appear on Urban Dictionary faster. The faster it is posted, the faster they can show off to their n00b friends.
"Hey Schblade!"
"Schiggity-schiggity schwat?"
"I looked up 'Boo boo kitty fuck' on UD and there was 3 repeating defintions for it! How in the hell?"
"It is because they are n00bs."
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Viewing multi-media while lifted.
Dude, That 70's Show is sooooo much funnier in high definition.
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dude i just got a new high definition tv!
Thats awesome now you can see like an asian!
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