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Turd Note

A recording of an individual evacuating their bowels, sent to someone else

Jibs sent Old Roy turd notes everyday for a week, some were exceptionally sloppy

by Boxed Clowns June 28, 2016


Note 5

A Samsung smartphone announced in 2015, with a 5.7-inch touchscreen and 16MP camera. Full name is Samsung Galaxy Note 5.

person: that note 5 phone is kinda outdated
better person: yeah, but it works really well still!

by techlife22 February 5, 2019


Samsung notes

Where Corvus writes fanfics

Corvus: I CANT DELETE THE FANFIC HELPAGDKAHD I DONT LIKE THE NEW SAMSUNG NOTES WHY DID I DELETE THE OLD ONE

by Corvusisarat February 15, 2021


math notes

Marijuana, pot.

Dude, is my order of math notes in yet?

So last weekend I used math notes for the first time.

by shadowpunk December 1, 2010


Internal Notes

stupid shit your company makes you type because they are ass hats

Boss: Did you also enter internal notes?

Low-Level Grunt: No, I did not enter internal notes. My normal notes are super clear and easy to be understood by even the most obtuse managers.

Boss: Enter internal notes or you will fail your evaluation.

by super_thinker January 12, 2022


Eighth Note

Is an eighth of a beat, is played fast

Play an eighth note

by MusicTeacher123 September 26, 2018


promisery note

A contract that typically gives moderate-to-acute grief to one or both parties.

Lending money is never a good idea, but it can be especially painful between family and friends, since their promisery notes can create tension in their amicable feelings if things do not proceed exactly as planned.

by QuacksO March 10, 2019