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A small village in Washington County, Ohio along Duck Creek with less than 250 people. Macksburg, Ohio consists of mostly rednecks that run in durbys, hunting, fishing, and being in everyone elses business.
Macksburg only has three stores. A mini-mart/resturant, an adult store, and a mini car lot. There is a park, half a post offfice (with only po boxes) a city hall, grave yard, a church and less than 100 homes.
As of 2011, the mayor is Jerry Williams.
Don't live in Macksburg, Ohio.
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A small town on the edge of Lake Erie that resides between Cedar Point and Cleveland. 70% of the population is old people, so prepare to do 35 in a 50 mph zone. All the girls in the High school are bitches and all the Guys are either Jock assholes, or nerdy people with no life. Sometime during the year, a lot of fish die and reside on the beach, making the whole town stink of rotting fish. Also, there isn't anything to do (or a decent store) for 25 miles.
Person 1: Wanna go do something fun?
Person 2: Like what? We live in Vermilion, Ohio FFS!
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A verbal mistake by George W. Bush, expressed to the losing candidate John Kerry over the telephone after the election.
George-"I am going to enjoy this ohio potato on my plate."
Kerry-"Isn't it idaho potato?"
George-(hangs up the phone)
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A city in central Ohio with a population of about 730,000 and a Metro population of around 1.84 million. Columbus is currently the 15th largest city and one of the fastest growing cities in the United States. Home of the Ohio State Buckeyes who own everyone else. Columbus has a very vibrant skyline and downtown district as well as a plethora of new shopping malls and attractions. Columbus is the best city in the midwest, take that Chicago, Pittsburgh, Louisville, and Detroit. We all know whose packing the real heat, its the C-Bus.
Don't mess with C-Bus, it'll own you all over the place. <3 Columbus, Ohio
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A tough but depressed city in Northeastern Ohio. Once a great Steel producing city, Youngstown has seen pressing times since the collapse of the Steel industry in the late 1970s. It is a hometown without a large economy but has the potential to obtain one. It has many different ethnic backgrounds and many humble beginnings for many successful people. Youngstown has a reputation for crime and corruption in every avenue of social and public affairs. It may be considered one of the most prevalently racist communities that in turn, also has so many cultures to boot. Youngstown has many problems as many American cities do, but it has one thing that most cities don't: Pride. Pride for what? The strength to continue onward no matter what complication befalls the area is what true Pride is. To have the notion that "We have endured" is reason enough to be proud. There is a deep bitterness in many who blame the area for their own shortcomings and the may be accurate in doing so. But Youngstown is a place that forces you to strive for the better or fall by the wayside because there are no other options
Youngstown, Ohio: the main city of the valley forged from Steel.
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Is the shit... literally..
we were in Medina Ohio and it sucked.
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A little shit kick town where one may purchase and sell meth. Where a bunch of twacked out mud slinging inbreed rednecks reside. A place where someone may fuck a sheep when they’ve had “one too many”
Hey let’s go to Danville Ohio and fuck my sister then right after fuck the family sheep!!!
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