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old man legs

A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.

-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!

-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's

by butzlightbeer February 3, 2016


The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.

The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!

by Blackberry April 8, 2015


Old Man Spit

the way old people spit: it sounds like this: HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK PTOOOOOOOO

That 70-year-old man just old man spit into his soup

by Sparklestarley December 10, 2016


grumpy old man

GOM

Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!

by rodger wilco October 27, 2015


old man's choke

A man (or woman) who displays antagonism.

Bleen: "Give me a handshake!"
Edna: < not responding >
Bleen: "Old man's choke"

by Spice cowboy August 11, 2022


old manned

A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.

-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)

Dude, I just totally old manned the toilet in the bar!

by MikkBretly February 25, 2011

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Old man in the bathtub

An old man that is in a bathtub.

There is an old man in the bathtub.

by May 24, 2021