Who’s that
That’s Ollie cross
He packed a tradeable neymar
An amazing sexy girl who doesn’t know how much she means to Ollie and she is one of the nicest girls Ollie rlly don’t disurve her but he will all ways be there for them
Wow are you ‘Ollie’s girlfriend’ he’s so lucky to have you
He is an animal that has a diet of monster energy and crusty bedroom pot noodles. he goes by many names including: mollie, dead dog, Pete, Dan Dan, fat Sahara, Sarah’s got a mole, retard, Lennie, mascara eyes, stolen bike, burned car, Eddie stobart. He is an individual struck by misfortune his car got set on fire and he just cried. His bike has been stolen more times than you have had hot dinners. He is very passive and can be identified by his can collecting fetish or the distinct smell of sour cream Pringles. He should never be trusted to drive as he once wrapped his car round a tree. In his spare time Ollie likes to play with his ‘girlfriends’ penis he is called Elise. Ollie likes to believe he is very cleaver that’s why he decided to smoke spice however Ollie is destined to work in an mot specialist garage.
Omg your cars on fire what a Ollie Thomas
When your butt hurts really bad because your girlfriend pegged you with a glow in the dark strap on (Has to be glow in the dark).
Yh man I’m suffering with a scandalous ollie
he is the fortnite sweat who his worse than jon at everything
ollie shears is has no friends