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A term used to describe someone who is characterized as being especially awkward, antisocial, or silly.
Person 1: Hey, whats up?
Person 2: You Jag!
A guy who is the most prettiest you will ever see. He will always be there for you and make you so happy. He always accepts people for who they are and try their best to kind and non-judgemental. If you have a Jag as your boyfriend. SIS MARRY HIM. You will never find someone that will treat you better than a Jag will.
"Omg look at that cutie over there holy shit he's so fine!"
"Gurl he's definitely a Jag"
Jag
verb \ˈjag\ (past tense: Jagged, present participle: Jagging)
To cheekily sell someone down the river for one’s own convenience, often with a winning smile and suspiciously good pitch.
To make a promise or commitment, only to very suavely wriggle out of it at the last second.
To enthusiastically overpromise and under-deliver—with the confidence of a 1980s salesman trying to sell you air.
Usage:
Etymology:
Inspired by Jag, a charming colleague whose actions—though not malicious—tend to result in others doing the heavy lifting. Much like a vintage infomercial, Jagging is smooth, persuasive, and occasionally leaves you wondering what just happened.
Synonyms:
Light sellout, friendly flake, accidental Houdini.
See also:
Sell down the river, make a clean exit, smooth talk.
"Oh come on, not again—I’ve been Jagged!”
“He said he’d sort the report, but he’s vanished like a puff of smoke. Classic Jag.”
“Careful—he lies like cheap carpet. Total Jag move.”
JAGS is an abbreviation that me and a friend came up with when she spelled "haha" wrong, then we made it into Just A Good Saying, and it better take the internet by storm right NOW.
your friend: Where did you come up with that saying???
you: idk it's jags
or
Freind: *makes a joke*
You: lol jags
1.south african term for being overly horny and or sexual.
2. Also widely used when acting irrational or dumb.
1. jack, " that girl's hot asf" kyle, "no man don't be so jags"
2. statement: "i wanna jump of a bridge" reply: "are you then jags?"
Did you see that load of gravel on that truck? It was about a jag and a half!