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no-jams ARMY

someone, usually a very young or new ARMY, using old outdated jokes in a sad attempt to seem funny.

These types of species usually say things like "i hate snakeu" or "jimin has no jams", therefore making fun of their korean accent and embarrasing themselves by seeming idiotic with their choice of language.

Some extreme cases include over-using references to a Pharrell cover made by pre-debut Namjoon, only acknowledging the parts that are sexual, these parts are also the ones that namjoon didn't write. good job there, no jammers.

If you are a no jammer, please, leave 2013 jokes behind as they are cringey and not funny at all. instead of mocking their accents and using terrible jokes that ended before they even started, acknowledge the fact that BTS are trying to learn a new, foreign language.

"Wow, i cannot believe that no-jams ARMYs still exist. Why are they so immature?"

by i'm stressed, what do you gain July 15, 2018

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butt jam

The leftover residue after the poop you forgot to wipe at the top part of your butt crack and sweat mix throughout a 10-hour shift.

Derrick couldn't bare another breath while Michelle intoxicated the elevator with her butt jam fumes, and got off several floors too early.

by Mickey Terf October 4, 2019


Nicky Jam

One of Reggaetton OGs. Nicky has had one hell of a comeback. He was popular in the early 2000s but got into drugs and blew all his money but now he's even more famous because of hits like Voy a Beber, Si tu No Estas, and El Perdon.

Lindsay Lohan needs to pull a Nicky Jam and turn her life and career around.

by TheLordofLight April 10, 2017


Jam Magno

A Tiktok influencer that publicly shows her support for the Philippines' president, Rodrigo R. Duterte. She usually boasts about her political opinion while dismissing the feedback and thoughts of other people. She has also made very ignorant and offensive comments in the past(and still), making her one of the most hated 'influencers' in the country.

Marites: Gretchen, have you heard of the tiktoker "Jam Magno?"
Gretchen: Yeah I have. I'm not really the biggest fan of her. She talks about her political views and her fans, and berates those who don't support her. She also has her comments turned off which is very cowardly of her.
Marites: Yeah, I know right. If she did, she would've been educated and stop sharing misinformation long ago.

by sadsmmr May 17, 2021


phantom jam

An office or home printer that "jams", but there is no real printer jam. A phantom jam can be extremely frustrating in re-occurrences, resulting in the urge to drop-kick the printer out the window. The movie Office Space depicts a phantom jam, where the printer in question is later destroyed.

Printer jam? There is no printer jam! Piece of **** phantom jam!

by FrostyBB July 8, 2010


poo jam

when a poo refuses to go round the u bend of a toilet after flushing.

Daphne had created a poo jam in the works toilet and had to do a double flush to clear the turd

by santorini February 26, 2009


dingleberry jam

A jam-like consistant concoction produced in one's ass crack when sweaty butt cheeks churn dingleberries.

I think I left a streak of dingleberry jam on my whitey tighties after my jog.

by SkiSkiSki April 6, 2008

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