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when some one in a fight gets grabbed by the hair and dragged on the floor
Yeah she was talking shit so ima mop the floor with that bitch when i see her!
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When a girl shaves her pubic area
"Hey, I was sitting next to Samaira in class. She let me put my hand down her pants, and she has hardwood floors!"
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A terrible meme that clickbait youtubers made about 50 grand from.
Billy-No-Mates: "THE FLOOR IS LAVA"
A Fungi (what is my life): *Jumps on a pebble*
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1. Ketchup...that is on the floor
2. When one sees blood on the floor and believes it is the first definition of floor ketchup. (The "Floor Ketchup" is the blood on the floor.)
Little Robby was really hungry that day so he got a hot dog and smeared it with Floor Ketchup...it wasn't ketchup.
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the contence of the dustpan when you sweep up after dinner.
man1:dude, i'm hungry!
man2:sorry bro, all we got left is a floor burrito.
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The result on a females genitalia after having multiple numbers of sproglings children.
Useful for multitasking mothers.
'Wow Michelle, how do you keep your floors so clean?'
'I just walk into a room and my floor cleaners do all the work.
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A quick, yet violent stomp delivered to the chest or face of a person who finds themself on the recieving end of a take down; To toss someone to the ground and then deliver a hefty blow via your foot to their face, usually to render unconscious or very, very messy.
"Yo Rich, I heard you beat that cat's ass last night."
"Yeah, I threw him to the ground and floor checked his ass, and that was pretty much the whole fight. Bitch aint got SHIT on me, I'M THE MOTHER FUCKIN' JUGGERNAUT BITCH!"
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