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A fatass with no life that sits in their stank ass room all day on social media, they are so disconnected from reality, that they say shit that they hear online or do it.
Person 1: “Look at this guy, dressing up as a fucking animal and singing that furry songs stuff.”
Person 2: “That guy is chronically online! He should go hang himself!”
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"How did you get by in Paris?"
"I played a lot of online scrabble with someone named cheeto-breath"
A horrible occurrence that happens when COVID-19 happens to be particularly abundant in your area, so your town goes into lockdown and you're given a shitty laptop (that you cannot do anything on, mind me) to complete more assignments than your teachers would normally assign, but since it's online it's supposed to be "easier" so they give more schoolwork but it's not "easier" at all.
Schoolboy 1: Damn man, I really hate online classes.
Schoolboy 2: Yeah, me too!
A new way to learn during the COVID-19 pandemic, online school is, for most students, either the best thing that's ever happened to them or a living nightmare. You could play games, eat snacks, or watch videos during a zoom call and nobody would ever know, but then again you can't spend time with others or really learn with the same engagement as before. There are pros and cons to online school, but overall it depends on the personal preference of the individual.
"Ugh I have online school again today."
"Why don't you just play siege with me?"
"Ah alright, it's not like I can focus on the work anyways."
something thats supposed to be fun but is actually shit
oliver: hey dude how was online learning
jacob: shit
oliver: i know dude, i know
online learning means IT SUCKS i would rather go to school in person.
Teacher: Online learning!
Students:...
Things you need to do online but don't really want to - much like regular errands:
- Respond to emails you got over the week, but checked on the phone and was too lazy to respond
- Pay bills online
- Respond to facebook messages
- Reject people who keep trying to add you on facebook
- Submit resumes
Damn, I got so much online errands to do, I have to stay up til 3am on a Sunday night.