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Online Errands

Things you need to do online but don't really want to - much like regular errands:

- Respond to emails you got over the week, but checked on the phone and was too lazy to respond
- Pay bills online
- Respond to facebook messages
- Reject people who keep trying to add you on facebook
- Submit resumes

Damn, I got so much online errands to do, I have to stay up til 3am on a Sunday night.

by Busy Guy March 28, 2011


Chronically Online

A fatass with no life that sits in their stank ass room all day on social media, they are so disconnected from reality, that they say shit that they hear online or do it.

Person 1: “Look at this guy, dressing up as a fucking animal and singing that furry songs stuff.”
Person 2: “That guy is chronically online! He should go hang himself!”

by Nigger hater 22 July 5, 2023

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Online Badminton

The term used to describe horny males who "shuttle cocks" across the internet.

Nah, I'm not really as in to Online Badminton as you are.

by UrbanBurgerKing August 4, 2015


online classes

A horrible occurrence that happens when COVID-19 happens to be particularly abundant in your area, so your town goes into lockdown and you're given a shitty laptop (that you cannot do anything on, mind me) to complete more assignments than your teachers would normally assign, but since it's online it's supposed to be "easier" so they give more schoolwork but it's not "easier" at all.

Schoolboy 1: Damn man, I really hate online classes.
Schoolboy 2: Yeah, me too!

by GrahamCrackerGuy January 20, 2021


Salford Online

Salford Online is a State Sponsored News website in the Republic of Salford. Similar to it's Sister website in North Korea, the site always sticks to the Labour Party line or the propaganda spouted by the Führer, Heil Ian Stewart.

You read Salford online John? Nah, it's Shite.

by Ottewell November 28, 2013


online learning

something thats supposed to be fun but is actually shit

oliver: hey dude how was online learning
jacob: shit
oliver: i know dude, i know

by 12ssa December 1, 2021


online learning

online learning means IT SUCKS i would rather go to school in person.

Teacher: Online learning!
Students:...

by ClubWatAh April 17, 2021