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What you wish you could take out on someone who keeps e-stalking or e-spying on your online profiles like Myspace and FaceBook
Former Girlfriends pretending to be other people, or getting their friends to ask to be your face-book friend. So that they can see your profile and your pictures. "I need to get an e-straining order and that chick."
When someone you love and (assumedly) loves you, such as a close friend you trust or even a lover, suddenly deletes/blocks you for no reason from all social media and cuts ties from you for absolutely no reason. It's the ultimate betrayal and it hurts a lot (as seen in Star Wars Episode III).
I can't see Aaron's posts on my Facebook. Oh wait, I think he blocked me. What the hell!? We were very close friends and I even began to love him *cries*
Sorry, looks he went execute order 66 on you.
*weeps even more and has suicide thoughts*
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A national fraternity/Order known for their chivalry and Southern traditions. Also referred to as KA or The Order.
He pledged Kappa Alpha Order. He's a KA. Robert E Lee
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A young, generally Eastern European, Hispanic, or Southeast Asian woman who has legally come to the US to work a low-paying job such as at mall foodcourt eateries or being a maid- but unlike American born counterparts, is still immediately trying to get married (most likely to secure full citizenship).
If she were still in her native country she'd be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.
Also called: foodcourt bride and food order bride
The Bulgarian girl who cleans our office is a total maid order bride. Everytime I'm working late and she's there, she flirts and asks me if i'm married and have kids. I think her visa's about to expire.
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It is often claimed that neocons, Freemasons, various powerful secret societies etc are conspiring to create a New World Order - a one-world oppressive government, supposedly. In fact the groups mentioned constitute the Old World Order and their agenda is to keep extending their existing political and economic model that has served them so well for so long. There is absolutely nothing new about it. "Globalisation" is their key word. That is their code for complete OWO control of the world. When British Prime Minister Gordon Brown talks of "the birth pangs of a new global order," he is referring to the political and economic domination of the whole world by the OWO.
"New World Order" is a misnomer unless used in the context defined by the Illuminati. A New World Order means a new political, economic and religious configuration of the world. It does not mean an existing model simply extended further. A New World Order is precisely that - something never seen before. It is the gateway to a greater and nobler humanity.
The Old World Order's plan is not mysterious or strange. It is the simplest one imaginable, and it is tacitly supported by many people who claim to oppose the Old World Order. It is this: how do I ensure that my family is more successful than other families? As soon as you let that thought enter your head you are damned. It is the gospel of the Old World Order, their morality, their path to "salvation
Imagine a hereditary monarchy with executive power. That's what the Old World Order seek. They dream of dynastic marriages. Imagine a future where the Prince of America marries the Princess of China. That's what's coming if the Old World Order achieves its full ambition.
Dude 1: Why are you listening to that music man? Thats that Illuminati and New World Order shit
Dude 2: You fear the NWO, but its the OWO, that makes you fear what does not need to be feared. It's just music. Do your research
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1. Multiple Personality Order is a common response to the largely conflicting views and ambitions pursued by different groups in the world, related to artistic "disinterestedness".
A condition in which the intelligent individual decides to order his or her mind by creating different personas to better associate with the various Single Personality people in the world.
It is often easier to accomplish by giving the different personalities their own ridiculous names to help in the mental transition.
2. A social order, or club, in which the members have multiple personalities, unlike most orders or clubs where everyone dresses the same way, thinks the same way, says the same boring nonsense and even eats the same snacks when they have their coffee breaks.
These are quite rare.
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Student: "Hi Class, my name is David Cock, today I will be giving you a presentation on the effective use of arbitrage in the venuzuelan oil industry and the successful use of grassroots movements to overthrow tree-hugging presidents."
Harvard Business Professor: "But you're registered as Agnes Gonxhe Bojaxhiu..."
Student: "I don't know what granola-eating nonsense is spewing from your underfed academic book-reading face, I have to pass your class on corporate sabotage or my dad will beat me, and nothing will stop me."
Classmate: " Oh there goes mother teresa again with her multiple personality order..."
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