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Handplates Remodeled creator on tumblr. Oc inserted into Handplates and SwapPlates to properly Swap characters.
Didn’t Galaxy-Otter create that Reversed Insanity ship?
So you know durning election time telemarketers will call ya phone askin if they can put 27 signs in ur yard with the electors names an shit???... Yeah... Well next time you get one of those calls you better blow that telemarketers effin mind and say HELL YEAH U CAN PUT 40 SIGNS IN MY YARD I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.... But only on one condition...? If you will assure me that whatever jackass decides ta win, will without a doubt,.. be able to make the WHOLE USAs.................Wetter!!... then... an OTTERS gotDAMN POCKEEETTTT!!!!?????......an hell they might as make the Americas greater again too......shit...thatd be fine too.. Im sure that pocket will be mighty wet wet then dont cha think?????? (Click)
Caller:hi Mr/Mrs will u show ur support for such an suck with a shit load of signs and possibly a shit more solicited harassing calls???
Mr/Mrs: I sure will but only if you say something real dirty to me right now that will...hmm..lets see..... Make me Wetter then an Otters POCKET????
Caller:Ummmm...well.. Im not sure I can help ya with that right now...
Mr/Mrs:Well why not??? Im sure that is a fair trade for ya know...? Being so... Supportive...? Doin my american dutys an all...???
Caller: ABSOLUTELY i think thats a swell trade!!... But.. Dude.. Between me an u?.. I wouldnt even be able to tell ya where the "pocket" is on an otter!!........... Never been to good at just makin stuff wet before... Well.... So ive been told...!!!!
Mr/Mrs: Well shit fire boy just sounds like to me that you are in for a very DROUTH(ful) rest of ur dry ass life!!! Hahahahahahaha get it instead of dreadful????....
The vagina of a woman whose had a baby, which makes the insides look like a beefy otter.
Oh man, I went out with this lady last night, and we got back to her place and she had a kid, and then I bailed cause I didn't want to see her beefy otter box.
Occuring on July 29th, its the day where you give your favorite otter friend a cookie!
"Hey, do you have the cookies prepared? Tomorrow is National Give an Otter a Cookie Day!"
Became a blizzard at -11 and was the best fried of biggus dickus in high school. after getting a degree in basedology, he was born on 4-2-0 b.c. in rome. and died in agony after losing a bet to biggus Dickus.
He died after losing a bet. - he pulled a larry otter
an endearing otter who believes himself to be a swordfish
no example necessary for sword otter