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A Blue Oyster is a cocktail. Take a shot (or two, depending on tolerance) of WAVE Blue Raspberry vodka and mix it with a can of Mountain Dew White Out. It goes best while listening to Blue Oyster Cult. It has a baby blue color and is very sweet.
We spent New Year's eve drinking Blue Oysters while listening to Don't Fear the Reaper and Cities on Flame with Rock and Roll.
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a kebab comprising sheeps eyes and sheeps testicles. these are placed alternately on the skewer and cooked for about 5 minutes. it is important to start and finish with an eye.
punter: "have you got plenty of oyster kebabs?"
ali: "over two hundred, my friend"
punter, running away: "well you shouldn't have cooked so many, MY FRIEND."
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A girls vagina that is extremely wide after so much use, you can even fit your oyster within the lips sideways.
Boy 1: Damn her pussy was so loose i could rest my oyster card in her lips.
Boy 2: thats a oyster pussy nig!
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Dexter having bedazled the wench, lumbered into the forlorn bedroom and was hammered with a bearded fright when he happened upon his nana's finger oyster.
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Golden wok dim sims, steamed dim sims cut in half then fried flat side down in a frying pan until golden brown, served on a plate fried side up drizzled with dark soy sauce
A delicacy from Broadmeadows, Australia
I could go a feed of Broady Oysters while watching the AFL
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The Texas Oyster is when you are the only male partaking in a threesome, delicately ejaculate into one of the women's eyes and direct the other female to suck the ejaculate out of there like an oyster.
I came in that tricks eye and made my bottom bitch give her a Texas Oyster.
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Any nigga that acts like a male, than turns around and acts like a female, than back to male, daily, weekly, annually, similar to OYSTERS which are ambisexual by nature
Why are you so sensitive today bro, crying acting like a oyster nigga!
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