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1. (n) feces
2. (v.i.) to defecate
1. There is poop on the floor.
2. Damn cat, did you poop on the floor? That's it; you're dead. Come here. I said come here! Don't run under the couch. You can't hide under there forever!
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What Christina Aguilera's breath smells like.
Christina aguilera must have been eating her own anal waste today because her breath smell like poop.
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Poop is the brownies that come out of your behind and theyre really hot so you dont need to bake them and they dont smell too good but the taste, ohh... you don't wanna know :s.
Dude why you go poop? your poop smells like a locomotive full of screaming babies crashing into an aircraft carrier and the aircraft carrier is on fire! Hey look there's brownies in the toilet! I think ill have one! OH DEAR GOD!!!! IM SUFFOCATING!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG DUDE HEL-ACKKKK HOLY CRA-........
Other guy:......................i gotta take a poo
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ebonics - the application of dijon mustard, as on a sandwich.
"Sup, yo! Gimmee dat bread. I'm 'bout ready to get my poop-on."
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The 'thing in itself', of philosophers.
Spinoaza's Substance.
"Poop is eternal, thats why shit keeps on happenin'"
"I poop that i Poop, i am the shit and the excrement"
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When you're playing gamebattles for any shooter and you totally get smacked its called getting pooped on. (Ussually whilst playing mw2 for xbox 360)
DizziIy: "Pfft!! what a fucking scrub! cross map one bursted him!."
Viison: "Yeah dude you wall banged him too rofl, race shut off!!"
Unison: "Pooped on!"
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