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The most stern being in the Universe.
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A drink that is a spinoff to the drink "Arnold Palmer". The drink consists of Ice Tea, Lemonade, and Sunny D. The mix is 1/2 Ice Tea, 1/6Lemonade, and 1/3 Sunny D. The drinks name came from the a rumor that Phillip Seymour Hoffman likes to pee on people. The more sunny D and lemonade you add the drink will turn into an R Kelly.
That drink is so Arnold Seymour Hoffman Palmer
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This is the condition of having extreme height but little or no motor skills. Most commonly found in white males approximately 6’ 4”. They will also try and convince you that Wyoming is a state. Be careful because this is a highly contagious disease. Do not allow to procreate!!
Goes to Wyoming and catches Peter Cole Palmer Syndrome .
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Australian slang for masturbating. 'Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters' refers to a person's hand and when you 'have a date' with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters you have a wank.
"I've gotta get home and see Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters"
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palmer is palm on hand and 5 daughters are fingers. wank off
i was with mrs palmer and her 5 daughters last night
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Betty Palmer- is the palm of your hand...
and 5 sisters means your 5 fingers...
I going out with Betty Palmer and her 5 sisters...
Dude...your lucky...
all I have is my right hand...
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A syndrome brought on by eating dime store confections.
Symptoms can include fast heart rate and blood pressure drops often referred to as "sugar rush", a waxy build up on the upper teeth and tongue, and a compulsive feeling that an important and toxic ingredient has been left off of the nutritional information label. Many educatiors of young children present with this syndrome during mid February. It is speculated that the cause may be in connection with being exposed to celebratory dime store confections around Valentine's Day.
My kindergarden students brought me so many candy gifts this Valentines Day that now I'm suffering from Palmer Elmer Stover Syndrome.
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