One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!
A lefty, per say
May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.
Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.
Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?
Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!
Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!
45π 12π
The act of pawing someone with an open palm to the face. A long and exaggerated stroke of the face normally accompanied by either the standard BWEEEAAAAAOOOOOO sound effect or a variety of others.
Dave: BWWWEEEAAAAOOOOOOOOO
Jeremy: Godammit don't hit me with the Face Paw I'm trying to read here do that some other time.
1π 20π
While giving oral to a woman you begin to lightly nibble her clit, then reach up and slap a tit, preferably using a wide u-hook motion, as if you were a cat slapping at a piece of string.
While I was going down on my woman she let out a sigh of boredom, so I gave her a South American Cat Paw to get her attention.
4π 4π
A cute way to say you're heading for a piss =)
I'll be back. Just going for a pee paw margory daw darling
The ultimate cure for depression. Say it with tears streaming down your face and they will purify your s o u l.
"Hey man why're you crying??"
"My dog is just died"
"Just say tiny baby puppy paws and you'll be fine you weak bitch"
"it worked, hazzah!!"
4π 7π
When a cat jumps on your bed with dirty paws and makes them dirty also.
"Dude I went over this chicks house and she had total Dirty Cat Paw Sheets (dcps)!"
"Awww, no way man, thats gross"
" I know, it sucked cause I really wanted to bang her!"
5π 8π
Itβs the same forwards and backwards
swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws is a cool saying