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south paw monkey spanker

One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!

A lefty, per say

May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.

Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.

Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?

Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!

Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!

by Emas Diez April 28, 2006

45πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Face Paw

The act of pawing someone with an open palm to the face. A long and exaggerated stroke of the face normally accompanied by either the standard BWEEEAAAAAOOOOOO sound effect or a variety of others.

Dave: BWWWEEEAAAAOOOOOOOOO
Jeremy: Godammit don't hit me with the Face Paw I'm trying to read here do that some other time.

by davebrochill13 September 17, 2008

1πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


South American Cat Paw

While giving oral to a woman you begin to lightly nibble her clit, then reach up and slap a tit, preferably using a wide u-hook motion, as if you were a cat slapping at a piece of string.

While I was going down on my woman she let out a sigh of boredom, so I gave her a South American Cat Paw to get her attention.

by Tac0Vendor September 25, 2013

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


pee paw margory daw

A cute way to say you're heading for a piss =)

I'll be back. Just going for a pee paw margory daw darling

by deehitcher October 22, 2010


tiny baby puppy paws

The ultimate cure for depression. Say it with tears streaming down your face and they will purify your s o u l.

"Hey man why're you crying??"
"My dog is just died"
"Just say tiny baby puppy paws and you'll be fine you weak bitch"
"it worked, hazzah!!"

by raptornoise July 7, 2017

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Cat Paw Sheets

When a cat jumps on your bed with dirty paws and makes them dirty also.

"Dude I went over this chicks house and she had total Dirty Cat Paw Sheets (dcps)!"
"Awww, no way man, thats gross"
" I know, it sucked cause I really wanted to bang her!"

by op rolling December 3, 2009

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws

It’s the same forwards and backwards

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws is a cool saying

by Thomasfaj03 September 4, 2020