spitting pearls

Another euphemism for jackin' it.

I didn't get laid like I had hoped, so I just ended up spitting pearls all night.

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The Black Pearl

1. a high level gamer, considered by some to be the alpha and omega of not only PvP content but also the world,
2. a person or thing of immense power

verb:

1. the black pearl just klepto'd all of those noobs
2. A police officer once pulled The Black Pearl over for a RBT...luckily, the police officer left only with a warning.

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pearl-seeker

A black person seeking a white person.

random black man: look at that hot peice of booty
(pionts at white women)
Gary: man your such a pearl-seeker.

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pearl slam

the act of ejaculating in one's own hand then slapping the girl (or guy, for those of you out there) in the face with your handful of semen

Man, Becca would not let me cum in her mouth last night, so I pulled out, shot it in my hand, then pearl slammed that hoe!

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Pirate Pearls

When receiving head from a girl, just as you're about to cum you pull out and poke her in one eye with your cock -- blinding her and making her scream "ARGGHHH." Then you give her a pearl necklace by firing a load on her neck.

I gave that girl some pirate pearls. Now she wears an eyepatch.

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pearl nutcracker

When the female oral sexes her partner and punches him on the nuts at the point of climax causing his semen to fly in all directions.

John: "omg i'm about to cum"
Jane: "bring it home to me baby"
**John brings, then Jane punches**
John:"AAAAAARRGGHH what was that!?!?!"
Jane:" the pearl nutcracker"

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Pearl Necklace

A man gives a woman a pearl necklace when he ejaculates on her chest, neck and shoulders as a result of him masturbating on her or thrusting between her breasts -- also known as tit-fucking. Giving her an actual pearl necklace will probably score you more brownie points.

Im gonna give you a pearl necklace
Later....
Oh its what ive always wanted wait NOOO

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