Random
Source Code
Random
when your sitting on part of your balls, and your super sweaty and you peel them out from under your leg = me right now
sweaty ball peel : i was sitting on my sweaty balls and hadto peel them off my leg LUL
the worst rapper on sight with the hair of the orangutan he try’s to be the hottest rapper in the game when he has really gone cold
I just got my food out the freezer it’s very lil orange peel
When you're sitting in a plastic chair in shorts so that your legs stick to it and you lose 10 layers of skin from peeling your thighs off the chair surface
When Dana wore a short dress and sat in the booth at Wendy's, she experienced the thigh peel effect upon standing up. Ouch.
To waste someone's time doing something that doesn't mean anything.
Patrick: "I went ahead and made some tea to go with dinner."
Jamie: "Sweet or unsweet?"
Patrick: "Unsweet."
Jamie: "What am I, a Yankee? I ain't drinking that shit! Peel me a grape!"
10👍 14👎
To intentionally perform a stupid and/or dangerous activity for the amusement of yourself and/or others.
Inspired by an episode of Dirty Jobs in which Mike Rowe literately peeled a shark out of a fiberglass mold.
"Grab the fireworks we picked up on the way here, we're going to peel the shark out."
3👍 2👎
Sarcastic retort to trivial information. infers a lack of care about any given subject or idea.
Hayley says "Jake, you don't come to school and still pass anyways" Jake Says "peel me a grape"
15👍 22👎
1. A word to describe Dan Browns reproductive organs.
2. A term for nasty, grotesque, god awful disgusting male genitalia.
3. Male genitalia that have become deformed due to multiple sexual relations with women that have multiple STD's
You better get that treated, or you're gonna get banana peel dick like Dan Brown.
Did you see the banana peel dick on that guy?!?
Dude, you gotta watch who you sleep with or you're gonna get banana peel dick.
2👍 1👎