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Those black posts on the the side of the highway with white tips that go like 6 feet into the ground.
Dude lets go yank out that road penguin!
a sexual act where, prior to oral sex, the recipient vomits and their own private parts. This can be performed by both male and female partners. (Does not need to be associated with drinking or being drunk)
Man, this chick I was with last night was so freaky; she's totally into puke play and poop. Tonight I think I'll give her the ol' FATHER PENGUIN before we fuck.
I was so drunk last night that I FATHER PENGUINED all over my lap right before my boyfriend was going to eat me out!
This is a phrase used to express extreme happiness or joy. It is mainly used within friendship and relationship situations. It is used because of the happiness it gives you, as if you are in a different place, like a penguin would be if it were on a leaf.
Person 1: "Will you go out with me?"
Person 2: "Yes!"
Person 1: "OMG! I feel like a penguin on a leaf!"
"Dead penguin" is a term used to describe someone stranded in a problem.
"He's a "dead penguin"..."
Masturbating, can also be called "Marching the Penguins."
Andrew went to march the penguins after seein that hot chick.
Requires guy to be wearing tuxedo and girl in a formal gown. Guy sneaks up behind girl and ties her legs together. He then flips her dress over her head, drops his pants and starts doing her from behind. She invariably tries to waddle away and flap her hands at him. He then chases her around the room with his pants at his ankles trying to put his dick back in her.
Dude I totally gave my date the difficult penguin on prom night.
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The process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles.
March of the penguins is the process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles and waddling in a penguin like fashion, to enable you to clean up after masturbating.
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