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The recipient of this sex act hangs there head out of a second story window. The male comes from behind penetrating whatever hole the receiver chooses. The male continues until he climaxes on the window and asks the recipient how is the weather. The recipient must claim that its nice outside and looks like a good day to clean the windows. The recipient is then grabbed by the back of the head, pulled back inside. Recipients face is then rubbed across the dirty window until clean.
Babe. It's too cold outside to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Window Washer. Let's do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain instead.
1) HELL
2) MORE HELL
3) Makes you act less catholic than you were at the beginning
4) Teachers and staff do NOTHING about bullying and harassment
5) The uniforms suck
6) The kids there are arrogant, conceited, stuck-up little assholes
7) There was 1 teacher who was pretty awesome. Thanks Mr. Simcoe!! (They made him leave his teaching job after my class left)
8) You are just wasting $2,000 dollars a year (preschool, pre-kindergarten, and k-8) so about $22,000.
9) VERY SHITTY TEACHERS!
10) i'm low-key convinced that one of the staff/teachers was a pedophile
11) EVEN MORE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend: "You went to St. Joseph the Worker School (Allentown, Pennsylvania)???"
Me: "Yeah. It was a hell hole"
My friend: "I'm surprised you're alive!"
When a man takes a dump on a woman's chest and then sits on it.
I gave that girl a Pennsylvania pancake!
When you put your penis between the thighs of a very gassy woman and she farts on it.
Joseph’s girlfriend was very gassy so he asked her for a Pennsylvania Earthquake.
When a male and female are in bed when he is about to finish he puts the nipple of the girl into his penis and she then lactates in it. Then finishing in her mouth.
I was in bed with my girl and we did the pennsylvania mountaintipper.
The telephone number of the former Hotel Pennsylvania (1919-2020) opposite Penn Station in midtown Manhattan, NYC.
Glenn Miller performed live network radio broadcasts from the hotel's Café Rouge ballroom in 1940, using the hotel's telephone number in one of the song titles.
The elements of the original PEnnsylvania 6-5000 are all a distant memory. The original Penn Station was torn down in 1963, the hotel in 2020. Glenn Miller did deploy a band to entertain troops in World War II and is missing in action. A call to +1-212-PE6-5000 today just gives an interactive voice response message announcing that the hotel is permanently closed.
A disgraced former assistant coach from a major university alleged to have had sexual relations with preteen age boys. (Talk about children at risk.) Not to be confused with the old drinking song The Pennsylvania Polka.
Bring in the young boys and send them to Jer
The Pennsylvania Poker
Pre teen age only and no pubic hair
The Pennsylvania Poker
Horsin' around in the old shower stall
He'll try to penetrate ya
Aint no one who coaches Stranger
Than the Poker from Pennsylvania.