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A Persian who hates the fact that almost every Iranian-American is either a total guido or a total fob. Typically rebels by trying to be as white-washed as possible.
Guy 1: Check out that Persian kid eating mac n cheese.
Guy 2: Must be a self-hating Persian.
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-noun: The act of using someone else’s bed to secretly engage in sexual intercourse. Instead of being properly discarded, the evidence (condoms, pubes, ect) is subsequently planted under the pillow of the oblivious mark.
Jim’s room was too dark to spot a wastebasket, so we just gave it the ol’ Persian Tooth Fairy and got out of Dodge.
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The area of "land" on a middle easterners " genitalular area that consists of entagled black forest pubes, usually hosting some sort of sand crab -esque creature
that sandy kid hes sure repping that entangled persian forest.
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While your lover is giving you fellatio or cunnilingus; surprise them with a fart; make sure they fully enjoy the experience by pulling the sheets over your heads creating a persian heat tent.
Being the jokester i am, one day my ex was doing some of her best work when i decieded to surprise her so i pulled the sheets over her head. having said that story persian royals where amongst the first cultures to indulge themselvs in steam rooms which were extremly stank. thus a persian heat tent
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This is a term for when your being groomed by Colleen Ballinger
"the only thing I've ever groomed are my two persian cats"
The act of fucking a person after completely dismembering them, then hollowing out their intestines & face, placing a candle or torch inside their now empty vessel, and turning them into a lantern.
Remember Sahsa? I heard she was turned into a Persian Shekkeh Lantern.
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while someone is sleeping... lay a testical in each one of there eyes and proceed to fart in there mouth then run like hell because they'll probably be pissed.
tommy got a persian gas mask last nite
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