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A law that states the following:
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"
However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."
Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.
Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
Matt: "Bro dont touch my ass thats gay as fuck"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."
Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
a bitch that dates black girls and cheats on people
A nigga u hate for no fucking reason.
Peyton Allen Yo, fuck that nigga Peyton idk why but fuck him
Peyton Holcomb is a good friend. He’s always sweet to his friends, and only wants the best for people. He thinks he is annoying, when in reality he’s one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He loves his girlfriend a lot, and gets teased quite a bit. Overall, Peyton is a good friend to have. He also like Taco Bell.
Taylor: I miss Peyton Holcomb! He’s the best boyfriend ever.
Lilly: Aw! You two are so perfect for each other. You guys should go on a date to Taco Bell.
Taylor: Definitely! I love him.
When you such shit out of someone’s ass unknowingly utilize you shit it out then someone eats it from yours.
Man I’m about to run an adult Peyton on this hamster
Marcus is the type to have a big penis. And is very good in bed.He is caring but don’t cross him.He can have a smile but still has a devil side of him.He is going to be loyal with the love of his life and die for her.
Marcus Peyton is very good in bed!
Marcus Peyton is loving I need to talk to him.
Peyton Stafford is a pretty (handsome), kind, funny, witty, and overall wonderful boy. He smells how you would think the moon would smell, and all you can feel is anticipation around him like the moon. You never know what he's going to do next, if you tell him you love him he could say anything, "I know," "Okay," "I love you," or even run away. It's cute. He's cute. Everything he does is cute. He's like a star at dusk, a midnight moon, white blossoms on clouded nights; no matter how dark things are, and get, he brings light, comfort, and the good out of it. His eyes are a mixture of everything, and you find yourself lost in them. Light eyes; dark thick lashes. He has a soft gaze that makes you feel tingly everywhere. His laugh is like honey nectar, sweet, sappy, and warm. His face is tainted with faint flecks of freckles. He's like a big teddy bear. He is kind of a tsundere, but even though you can tell that he loves you by the little acts he does. He'll run away from you and then wait for you to catch up, then again and again. If he catches you off guard he will tickle-attack you. He gets protective over you secretly, but it shines through sometimes.
He's a shy extrovert, but he shows passion for the things he does and his interests. And then he tells you to watch or listen to him as he does or talks about what he is passionate about; it just sparks a light of awe and happiness in your heart. He shares the things he loves, like music or shows with the ones dear to him. It's just everything about him that is so warming, it melts your heart. He makes your mood ring turn purple. I love him. My lover boy, Peyton Stafford. ♡