A dumb gay fuck that meat rides everyone.
Philip
Philip is a man of his word. He will always be there for you when you need him, but he will take his time to realize that you are not ok. He is naive, he is shy, but he cares and he loves to show it. He is everything good in this world, the light of the day and most of all if not a lover he is a true friend. He will never forget you, even if you leave him at some point, he will never hurt you intentionally, but he is afraid to express his feelings, he is vulnerable and that's why you should never hurt gim or leave him. If a very close person to him leaves him, he will not be hurt, he will be devestated.
Philip will always put a smile on your face.
I am a philip simp! Everyone is a simp for him !
Me: omg he is so fine cuz he is philip
Communist leader and specialist in the art of IPDA, has a very inconsistent accent
Me: So, do you say mate ironically or unironically?
Philip: Yes