A made up phobia for someone who doesn't like the mild inconveniece of having sand stuck to their feet.
Also see:
Pansy (Pan-Zee)
Nancy Boy (Nan-see Boy)
Pufter (Puff-ter)
Look how that guy pretends to have a sand-phobia.
the fear of Elijah Daniel(Lil phag)
twitters faggot
bro,i have The Elijah phobia
Fear of plummeting bird droppings.
Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.
An intense and persistent fear of ukuleles.
I just found out I have ExtremelySloppyProductionsNamedThisPhobia-Phobia. Only one person ever had it before, so I'm trying to name it.
An intense and persistent fear of ukuleles.
I just found out I'm the second person to ever have ExtremelySloppyProductionsNamedThisPhobia-Phobia, now I'm trying to name it.
Fear or hatred of petite bodies.
I don’t like petite bodies. I have petite phobia.
Phobia of the anthropomorphic - anything relating to or characterized by anthropomorphism.
Jeff : Wtf Joe, you are a furry now? I’m leaving. That’s hella gross.
Joe : Whatever, I don’t want to be around anyone with anthropomorph-phobia.