When you get two slices of pizza and put them together, with the toppings in the centre.
The pizza dough acts as the bread, while the toppings act as the sandwich filling.
"Woah! That dude is eating a pizza sandwich!"
When you reach for a piece of pizza only to discover that the box has been left out and there is no pizza left.
That asshole Zack left a pizza trap for me.
Counting act associated with sharing pizza between two or more people. As the number of slices diminish those desiring more pizza will attempt to count how many slices each person has consumed in order to figure out if they can legitimately claim the last slice of pizza (usually not wanting to look selfish or like a pig).
I was going to grab the last slice of pepperoni but I did the pizza math and I'd already had more than everyone else.
The pizza you buy the day of a friend or family member’s wedding to ensure you don’t go hungry. Placed in trunk before ceremony, ideally, inside a cooler. Removed before, during, or after reception as needed.
After three hours of dancing, I'm ready for some trunk pizza.
Someone who gets mangled or destroyed by a car
Holy shit Kurtis just got turned into Road Pizza
An address that no pizza restaurant will deliver to.
Awesome new home in the country, Bro, let's order some delivery!
Can't Bro, this place is a total pizza desert.
A pizza roll is a bunch of something that i'm not sure of rolled into a little roll. And as soon as you bite into those little fuckers it bursts out the other end, so you have to stuff the whole thing in your mouth. Only to realize its like a mouthful of lava! Pizza-y, yummy lava! ...... but that doesnt mean it doesnt burn like shit
"hey man, I'm going to go make some Totinos Pizza Rolls"
"bring me something cold to drink bro, those things are fuckin hot! ... little shits"