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Police Secretly Watching Hip-Hop Artists
Yo, pull over and buy these hiphop polices some doughnuts.. they been following us for the last 100 miles..
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Pop music damage control. Used by pretentious fools to make someone look like a pretentious fool.
Steve: Yo I really like this new boy band, they're from the UK!
Carl: Wow man, don't make me call the jazz police.
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when police use a marshmellow gun to immobilize a suspect, police brutality becomes edible
"police brutality, AND chewtality"
police chewtality
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People who are so conceited and judgemental, their brain cells have decayed immensely.
Wonder around insulting people because they are independent in their clothing.
Fashion Police:''Like oh my god, that top is like so yesterday''.
Person with a fully-functional brain: ''If I wanted any fashions tips, i would at least try someone with a shred of any form of sophistication.
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It's like an uber, but for black people.
Cleveland: I saw a fellow African American get in that police car, what did he do?
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When your significant other (usually female) tries to control the amount of beer you and/or your buddy consume.
Likely to recruit other girlfriends/wives to adopt this tactic or "join their force".
"Hey Matt, looks like the girls got their badges on again...fuckin beer police"
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America, post 9/11 and hence a definitive hypocrisy
'Police state? Amrica, after the Patriot Act, which was written BEFORE 9/11 and which was always intended to be the 1984 bill
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