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Guy 1: “dude my package still hasn’t arrived and it’s supposed to be 2 day shipping”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”
To steal or repeat someone else's jokes ; to always tell "Good Stories" (that actually aren't good)
"Yo you just pooched me for stealing my joke"
"Your technically pooching me for stealing my joke of the word pooch"
When you make a terrible putt while golfing.
Nice 3 putt Jackass - you really Pooched that one!
A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where
C- did you get the new masturbation pooch
B - I don’t need one I got the real thing
C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life
Masterbation pooch
When you rub your jowls all over a girls cunt.
"Breh i snooch pooched Amber last nigh"
"So hawt"
"BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
-Diary of a Snooch Pooching-er
He kicked her in the pooch and gave her a stone child stunner.