someone whose hair is excessively poofy. they have no control over it and even hair products can't help them. in no ways is this an ethnic condition. it affects people of every ethnicity. their hair can be straight, wavy, or curly. also applies to facial hair.
If it gets anywhere about 65% humidity, i turn into a poof- malooph because my hair poofs out to the max.
Damn!! check out that poof-malooph!!
When someone with bad internet plays a game with intent to play on the bad internet.
Clamanium with their specturm wifi is sping poofing again.
The nice form of saying fart. As some people think fart is a bad word
My mother made me say poof muffin instead of fart when I was growing up. She felt fart was a bad word. When I got older I was teased for using poof muffin instead of fart
An expression to show surprise or shockness
person 1:boo!
person 2: Fart poof dudie! you scared me!
what you tell your kid when they ask where they came from. with no other context.
“Wait so what happened after I left the party??”
“....dude. Poof diggity.”
Any body poof made specifically for a man
BF-Come check out how soft and supple my skin is baby
GF- Umm, thats nice love, but I dont really notice anything different
BF- Well you should because I used this hard core body scrubber
GF- Baby, That aint nothin but a man-poof
The act in which a woman gets her lovehandles transferred to her breasts for implants.
Yeah, she totally got the slurp-poof... and it looks GREAT.