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The greatest football team to exist
Also known as pne located in preston, Lancashire
I asked my mother what should I be,
Should I be blackpool or pne heres what she said to me, wash would mouth out son,
Go get your father's gun,
We'll shoot some blackpool scum,
Shoot some blackpool scum,
We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool we are the blackpool haters,
Sea, sea, sea side shitt aaahhhhhh
Guy 1:Who do you support
Guy 2:I support preston north end
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A most spectacular specimen, with luscious brown hair and beautiful atoms apple. He owns a beautiful watch and is always playing bass. With stunning glasses and nose he is a notch above all other humans. With the name of royalty he is destined to surpass all others.
"Oh dear me, all our royals are dead"
"We should just have timothy william preston for king...his name is worthy of royalty!"
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executive chairman of amazon, multi-billionare jeff bezos’s full name.
A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
Common term used by cyclists to describe a bone idle cheat, who drives to the start of a strava segment to gain an unfair advantage. Heavily frowned upon.
Did you see Mark?? He did a Preston to get a quicker time on Mont Ventoux. Poor show!!
Big girthy cocked fellow who wonders the halls looking for some poon to doon.
Did you see that weird kid jerking it in class? “Yeah he is a real Preston Pierce.”