Single Pringle Syndrome is when you’re single but your single-ness is causing you sadness whenever you realize you’re alone without a significant other
Guy 1: Aw man, today’s Valentines Day. Single Pringle syndrome is hitting me hard.
Guy 2:… What the fuck is single Pringle syndrome?
Guy 1: tl;dr Im sad that im single
Guy 2: Makes sense
Fucking somebody while eating pringles or any sort of edile chips/chrips.
Girl: *sucking* mmm so big
Boy: *Crunching pringle* bacon mmmm
Girl: wait why tf u pringle-pangle ing
Boy: hungry
Very cool and a mega pp gangster
He very pp and his pp is pp
Don’t touch Sammy P, otherwise his other player brother will be the first to beat a fool up
He will beat you up with his pp
And his mommy likes to drop him off with Georgia’s house every afternoon and Georgia likes Sammy P but he doesn’t realize it💏💁 ♂️👅🦷👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👤👤👤👤😺😺🤖🤠☠️🤠☠️🤒🎃🤒🤮🤢😺🤢😺🤢💀👺🤡💩👺💩👹☠️👹🤖🤒😸🤮😸🤮😹😵😼😵😿🤧😿🤧😾😽😹🤒🤒😻🤒😻😷😺🤑😸👹😸🤠🤠🙀🤒🙀🤒😻😸🤮😽🤧👐🤲😵🤲😷🤑🤑😹😹🤕😽😽🤕🤕😼😈😈🤠😹🤠🎃🤖😈☠️🤒🤖🤠😸🤢😿🤮😿🤧😾🤧😾😽😽😈🎃👺👺👻🤠☠️🤠🤖🤒🤖😼🤮😿🤮😿🤮🤮🤝🤝👐🤠🤲🤑👹😻🙀🤲👹👏👹👏🤠👏
Wow don’t touch Samuel Pringle
The act of putting 2 Pringles in your mouth to create a duck bill. You then have someone else poop into the open mouth of the Pringles creating a shitty Pringle sandwich which is then consumed by both parties involved.
Peter gently placed the Pringles in his mouth as to not crack them and began to flap his arms and quack like a duck. Demetri then instructed him to lay down and began to defecate in the open end of the Pringles performing the Pringle Poop Shoot, creating a corn filled chocolate Pringle sandwich which they both sat down and eat together staring deeply into each others eyes.
An unusually salty person, who is a downer at parties.
Aw don't invite them! Those party poopers are such stink pringles.
A literal GOD of cricket. Truly the greatest player to come out of any nation.
An absolute sex magnet, truly the sexiest man in existence.
"Did you see Tim Pringle playing last night?"
"I'm so glad that game was at night, looking at him made me so horny"
When you find that Pringle you dropped under the couch in the month of January after you said you were going to try to eat healthy as your New Years resolution and then eat the dirty, nasty, dust covered chip because you’re a fat pig who can’t resist the almighty temptations of Julius Pringles.
I had my January Pringle last night. It was surprisingly well preserved.