put a pineapple on it

what someone says when they catch someone in a lie or it is used when someone is being disrespectful.

person 1: you're so ugly
person 2: oh put a pineapple on it !

person 1: oh no you didnt!

person 2: oh yes i did!

Making Put

To pretend or wish you were doing something romantic or sexual, or doing something romantic or sexual.

I was making put last weekend with this girl in a corner. I went to town with that burger.

put it on the drive

To get belligerently drunk.

Timothy: What are you up to man?
Me: At a business conference in Las Vegas. I can't stand these fuckers, so I'm gonna put it on the drive.
Timothy: What do you have available?
Me: A mini-fridge in my hotel room full of various wines and liquors. I'm gonna drink everything in this pig and head to the company dinner.

Putting paid to

used in Great Britain/Australia/Canada-

putting an end to

Putting paid to the gossip that their romance was over, they reported their engagement to the Press this Friday.

put the hammer

apply heavy, weighted vigorous force, such as the sex act (but not always specific to same) getting a "heavy" task done with VIGOR!

he put the hammer to her , soon ; they were satisfied!
she put the hammer to him!
they put the hammer to jim's moving day, soon wrapping things up!
they "churned and burned," and put the hammer to each other !

put a donk on it

to improve or complete something using the minimum amount of effort.

>"This curry's missing something.."
>"I know, put a donk on it with some ginger"

"I'm having trouble finishing this piece of coursework" ...
"Look, just put a donk on it and hand it in"

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Put a tampon on

When someone is getting mad at something stupid or anything at all.

(Guy) You Idiot! There's no gas in the car, now I have to stop by at the gas station tomorrow morning.

(Guy 2) Put a tampon on and stop the bleeding.

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